what my fuckin hole is for

Buddies,

I happily opm my Hole to yas!

Th inauguration o this WordPress blogski marks th closin o Joey’s Back Door ovr on Blogger. I done startd that blog jus fer th purpus o givin readrs o my main blogski — my friggin pride n joy, The Joey Polanski Show — a less restrictd avenue o acsess t me, in case th werd verifickation funcktion at th JPS got bungd up by th ol smenita bug again.

When I opmd Joey’s Back Door, I also shut off th werd verifickation funcktion ovr at th JPS, thinkin Id turn it back on aftr th smenita thing passd. Well, as its turnd out so farski, th JPS aint been getting hit too much wit da ottospamski since I turnd off werd verifickation, so I aint (yet) turnd it back on. That means that th Back Door aint realy been any more “less restrictd” a avenue o acsess t me than th JPS been all em munts since th Back Door been opmd. Also, since I nevr publish my email address (fer reasons I tryd t make clear in my Polanski Show Manifesto), makin th “altrnative” avenue o acsess t me another Blogger blog dont make as much sense as makin it a blogski on some othr servr. I mean, if Bloggers down, fokes cant post coments at th Back Door any moren ey can post ovr at th JPS, right? Hence my Holeski.

Also, I been thinkin I gots t have some place t dump stuff that I think fokes might find intresting & fun, evn tho it aint th kinda jockular jazz that gets playd on th Polanski Show stage. In all onnesty, tho, I gotta figgr anything I post will have — evn if only incidently — some kinda comick value. I mean, I aint intendin th Hole t be a place where I take myself too seriously or nothing.

Furthrmore, Im thinkin Ill probly respond to werfwhile coments left here at th Hole — sompm wich I aint been doin wit coments ovr at th Back Door. Aftr all, what makes bloggin fun is th give & take — th interacktion.

Now, I aint promising t post no more oftn than once a munt. So, if ya wanna be on th safe side, make th first o th munt th day that ya look up Joey’s Hole. That way, ya wont miss none of th good stuff Im puttin out there.

But fer now, git back t where ya realy wanna be!