*OUCHski*

Buddies,

Didjou fokes see John McCain, down ten points in th national polls, smilin and sayin shit like, “Th national media had writtn us off,” and “Obama is measurin th drapes fer th White House,” and then addin that “We’ve got em right where we want em!”?

Honessly, when I seen that, I was reminded o when a 73-year-old Ronnl Reagan, in a 1984 dbate wif Waltr Mondale, dliverd that CRUSHR that he woud “not make age a issue in th campaign,” addin that he wudnt gonna “exploit, fer politickle prposes, his opponents YOUF & INEXPERIENCE.”  Remembr Mondales reacktion?  No?  Go ahead … Rfresh yer memory.  Th lameass fuckr laffd in such a way as t say, “I jus been bent ovr and fuckd up th ass by my opponent.  Ainit a GREAT DAY in America?”

Fokes, I aint exackly whatchyad call a rligious man, but somtimes Id SWARE th Cosmos telegraffs its friggin punchs.

Johnny, you shouda been th nominee in 2000.  Or you shouda runnd as a independent in 2000, prhaps wif Colin Powell as yer runnin mate.  I wouodnt a-votd for ya, but I wouda rspecktd ya.

Yer DONE, dudeski.